The World’s Shortest Fairytale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, “Will you marry me?”

The girl said, “No!”

And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and whiskey and had loads of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The End.

Mobile Legends – Mastery Code

List of Task Target of Mastery Code on Mobile Legends: Bang Bang. Task target only applied on Classic or Rank match.

Easy Task Target:

  1. Akai
    1. Chapter 1: Inspiring Panda
      • Task Target:
        • Use Akai and Like others for 10 times.
  2. Alucard
    1. Chapter 1: Belief of Victory
      • Task Target:
        • Win 2 matches
  3. Gord
    1. Chapter 1: Enchanted
      • Task Target:
        • Complete 3 matches using Gord in 1 single day.
  4. Layla
    1. Chapter 1: Glory Emblem
      • Task Target:
        • Win 2 matches with Marksman/Physical Emblems.
  5. Odette
    1. Chapter 1: Swan Princess
      • Task Target:
        • Obtain 4 Likes on post-game screen.
  6. Zilong
    1. Chapter 1: Son of Victory
      • Task Target:
        • Get 1 double win streaks using Zilong

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Donate Clothes

Wife: I have a bag full of used clothing I’d like to donate.
Husband: Why not just throw it in the trash? That’s much easier.
Wife: But there are poor starving people who can really use all these clothes.
Husband: Honey, anyone who fits into your clothing is not starving.

* Husband is recovering from a head injury now.