The World’s Shortest Fairytale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, “Will you marry me?”

The girl said, “No!”

And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and whiskey and had loads of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The End.

Donate Clothes

Wife: I have a bag full of used clothing I’d like to donate.
Husband: Why not just throw it in the trash? That’s much easier.
Wife: But there are poor starving people who can really use all these clothes.
Husband: Honey, anyone who fits into your clothing is not starving.

* Husband is recovering from a head injury now.

Shower Thought #1

I find it interesting how someone could be in and out of prison their whole life and their families will still say things like, “I know he is a good person.”

Meanwhile, I get a B+ on my test and my family berates me for being a “shame to the family” and how I’m a “failure of a son”.