Donate Clothes

Wife: I have a bag full of used clothing I’d like to donate.
Husband: Why not just throw it in the trash? That’s much easier.
Wife: But there are poor starving people who can really use all these clothes.
Husband: Honey, anyone who fits into your clothing is not starving.

* Husband is recovering from a head injury now.

Shower Thought #1

I find it interesting how someone could be in and out of prison their whole life and their families will still say things like, “I know he is a good person.”

Meanwhile, I get a B+ on my test and my family berates me for being a “shame to the family” and how I’m a “failure of a son”.