Man: It seems raining for a long time. Take my shirt, I don’t want you get wet.
Woman: But you could get wet.
Man: No, I have umbrella. Don’t worry.
I find it interesting how someone could be in and out of prison their whole life and their families will still say things like, “I know he is a good person.”
Meanwhile, I get a B+ on my test and my family berates me for being a “shame to the family” and how I’m a “failure of a son”.
Man: Do you like long walks on the beach?
Man: Cool! Because I don’t have a car. Now… do you like sleeping under the stars?!!!
What my girlfriend thought on the first 4 dates:
- Nice shirt.
- Wow! A second nice shirt.
- Okay, the first shirt again.
- He has two shirts.
When I see women driving a bus,
I smile and think about how far we,
as a society has come to equality.
And then I wait for the next bus.
The guy who said that is like supporting the equality between men and women but in the end he still afraid of taking a bus that is driven by a woman.
Just a reminder to all married people:
If you have promised your wife or husband that you will love her 24/7,
then, today is 24/7.
The best thing about
being a short woman is
when you hug a guy
and you feel his heartbeat against you
and you know exactly
where to stab him if he hurts you.