I’ll Be In Aisle 6

A husband and wife were grocery shopping. He picks up a case of beer and puts it in the cart.

“What are you doing?” asks the wife.

“They’re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,” he replies.

“Put them back, we can’t afford them.” demands the wife.

They continue shopping. Later on, she puts a $20 jar of face cream in the basket.

“What are you doing?” asks the husband.

“It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,” replies the wife.

He said, “So does 24 cans of beer and it’s half the price.”

That’s him in Aisle 5!

Planking in supermarket

An Indian Tribe Captured Three Men

An Indian tribe captured three men. The tribe told each of them to find 10 fruits of the same kind and if they don’t, they’ll kill them.

The first guy comes back with 10 apples and the tribe members told him to put all of them up to his ass without making a sound or they’ll kill him. After the second apple he screamed and they shot and killed him.

The second guy comes back with 10 grapes. …8 …9, still counting up then the guy laughs and the tribe shoots and kills him.

Up in heaven, the first guy asks the second guy why he laughed, he had almost made it.

The second guy tells him that he saw the third man coming back with fucking pineapples.

Quote #124

Rivers do not drink their own water. Trees do not eat their own fruit. And clouds do not swallow their own rain. What great ones have is always for the benefit of others.


Note: The quote was cited by Days Gone.

Price List Trade In Samsung Galaxy S10 Indonesia

Previous BrandModelS10e 128GBS10 128GBS10+ 128GBS10+ 512GB
SamsungGalaxy S5 16GB8.674.00011.174.00012.174.00016.674.000
SamsungGalaxy S6 32GB8.134.00010.634.00011.634.00016.134.000
SamsungGalaxy S6 64GB8.134.00010.634.00011.634.00016.134.000
SamsungGalaxy S6 128GB8.134.00010.634.00011.634.00016.134.000
SamsungGalaxy S6 Edge 32GB7.574.00010.074.00011.074.00015.574.000
SamsungGalaxy S6 Edge 64GB7.574.00010.074.00011.074.00015.574.000
SamsungGalaxy S6 Edge 128GB7.574.00010.074.00011.074.00015.574.000
SamsungGalaxy S6 Edge Plus 32GB6.924.0009.424.00010.424.00014.924.000
SamsungGalaxy S6 Edge Plus 32GB6.924.0009.424.00010.424.00014.924.000
SamsungGalaxy S7 32GB7.159.0009.659.00010.659.00015.159.000
SamsungGalaxy S7 Edge 32GB6.739.0009.239.00010.239.00014.739.000
SamsungGalaxy S7 Edge 128GB5.949.0008.449.0009.449.00013.949.000
SamsungGalaxy S85.019.0007.519.0008.519.00013.019.000
SamsungGalaxy S8 Plus4.644.0007.144.0008.144.00012.644.000
SamsungGalaxy S9 64GB3.249.0005.749.0006.749.00011.249.000
SamsungGalaxy S9 Plus 64GB2.739.0005.239.0006.239.00010.739.000
SamsungGalaxy S9 Plus 128GB2.739.0005.239.0006.239.00010.739.000
SamsungGalaxy S9 Plus 256GB2.414.0004.914.0005.914.00010.414.000
SamsungGalaxy Note 48.404.00010.904.00011.904.00016.404.000
SamsungGalaxy Note 57.344.0009.844.00010.844.00015.344.000
SamsungGalaxy Note 83.579.0006.079.0007.079.00011.579.000
SamsungGalaxy Note 9 128GB2.109.0004.609.0005.609.00010.109.000
SamsungGalaxy Note 9 512GB1.399.0003.899.0004.899.0009.399.000
SamsungGalaxy Note Edge8.134.00010.634.00011.634.00016.134.000
SamsungGalaxy A88.049.00010.549.00011.549.00016.049.000
SamsungGalaxy A8 (2018)6.534.0009.034.00010.034.00014.534.000
SamsungGalaxy A8 Plus6.039.0008.539.0009.539.00014.039.000
SamsungGalaxy A8 Star6.039.0008.539.0009.539.00014.039.000
SamsungGalaxy A9 Pro7.509.00010.009.00011.009.00015.509.000
SamsungGalaxy Note FE5.389.0007.889.0008.889.00013.389.000
AppleiPhone 7 32GB5.574.0007.889.0008.889.00013.389.000
AppleiPhone 7 128GB4.974.0007.474.0008.474.00012.974.000
AppleiPhone 7 256GB4.644.0007.144.0008.474.00012.974.000
AppleiPhone 7 Plus 32GB4.179.0006.679.0007.679.00012.179.000
AppleiPhone 7 Plus 128GB3.579.0006.079.0007.079.00011.579.000
AppleiPhone 7 Plus 256GB3.204.0005.704.0006.704.00011.204.000
AppleiPhone 8 64GB3.114.0005.614.0006.614.00011.114.000
AppleiPhone 8 256GB2.134.0004.634.0005.634.00010.134.000
AppleiPhone 8 Plus 64GB2.134.0004.634.0005.634.00010.134.000
AppleiPhone 8 Plus 256GB1.114.0003.614.0004.614.0009.114.000
AppleiPhone SE 16GB7.874.00010.374.00011.374.00015.874.000
AppleiPhone SE 32GB7.464.0009.964.00010.964.00015.464.000
AppleiPhone SE 64GB7.464.0009.964.00010.964.00015.464.000
AppleiPhone SE 128GB7.464.0009.964.00010.964.00015.464.000
AppleiPhone X 64GBN/A2.309.0003.309.0007.809.000
AppleiPhone X 256GBN/A1.379.0002.379.0006.879.000
AppleiPhone XR 64GBN/A1.489.0002.489.0006.989.000
AppleiPhone XR 128GBN/A624.0001.624.0006.124.000
AppleiPhone XR 256GBN/AN/A759.0005.259.000
AppleiPhone XS 64GBN/AN/AN/A4.394.000
AppleiPhone XS 256GBN/AN/AN/A2.669.000
AppleiPhone XS 512GBN/AN/AN/A939.000
AppleiPhone XS Max 64GBN/AN/AN/A939.000
AppleiPhone XS Max 256GBN/AN/AN/A74.000
AppleiPhone XS Max 512GBN/AN/AN/AN/A

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The World’s Shortest Fairytale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, “Will you marry me?”

The girl said, “No!”

And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and whiskey and had loads of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The End.