An Indian tribe captured three men. The tribe told each of them to find 10 fruits of the same kind and if they don’t, they’ll kill them.
The first guy comes back with 10 apples and the tribe members told him to put all of them up to his ass without making a sound or they’ll kill him. After the second apple he screamed and they shot and killed him.
The second guy comes back with 10 grapes. …8 …9, still counting up then the guy laughs and the tribe shoots and kills him.
Up in heaven, the first guy asks the second guy why he laughed, he had almost made it.
The second guy tells him that he saw the third man coming back with fucking pineapples.