Pretending To Be a Light Bulb

A guy urgently needed a few days off work, but he knew the Boss would not allow him to leave. He thought that maybe if he acted “crazy” then he would tell him to take a few days off.

So, he hung upside-down on the ceiling & made funny noises.

His co-worker asked him what he was doing.

He told her that he was pretending to be a light bulb so that The Boss might think he was “crazy” and give him a few days off.

A few minutes later The Boss came into the office and asked, “What are you doing?”

He told him he was a light bulb.

The Boss said, “You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.”

He jumped down and walked out of the office.

When his co-worker followed him, The Boss asked her, “… and where do you think you’re going?!”

She said, “I’m going home too. I can’t work in the dark!”

Arcane Bond – A Story Between a Master and His Apprentice

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The Story Between Ellie and Jawhead

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Mobile Legends – 1.2.56 Patch Notes (2018/3/6)

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I. New And Revamped Heroes

  1. [Son of Flames]
    • Valir, 599 Diamonds, 32,000 Battle Points. Launch Week Discount: 30% off!
    • Hero Speciality: An explosive mage who excels in team fights, has strong suppressive capabilities, and can refresh cooldowns.
      • 1st Skill: [Burst Fire] Detonates raging flames, dealing damage to enemies in the specified location and reducing their movement speed.
      • 2nd Skill: [Searing Torrent] Unleashes a torrent of flames forward, knocking enemies back and dealing damage. Targets at the end of the torrent’s range will take an additional damage.
      • Ultimate: [Hellfire] Summons hellfire at a specified location, spewing random flames continuously in the area and knocking enemies up briefly. Each target hit can only be knocked up once.
      • Passive: [Arcane Flame] Condenses arcane flame for a while, after which, your next “Burst Fire” or “Searing Torrent” can be cast without a cooldown.

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