Two blondes fell down a hole.
One said, “It’s dark in here, isn’t it?”
The other replied, “I don’t know. I can’t see.”
Yo Momma #5
Yo Momma so fat, when she stepped on a weighing scales it said, “ONE PERSON AT A TIME PLEASE!”
Yo Momma #4
Yo Momma is so fat and old, when God said, “Let there be light,” he asked your mother to move out of the way.
Yo Momma #3
Yo Momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo Momma #2
Yo Momma is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, “Sorry, no professionals allowed.”
Yo Momma #1
Yo Momma is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number”.
Arcane Bond – A Story Between a Master and His Apprentice
Original Post
- Bahasa Indonesia
- Judul: Ikatan Batin – Kisah antara Guru dan Murid
- Deskripsi: Kisah antara Gord dan Valir.
- Link: https://m.mobilelegends.com/id/newsdetail/392
- English
- Title: Arcane Bond – A story between a master and his apprentice
- Description: Story between Gord and Valir.
- Link: https://m.mobilelegends.com/en/newsdetail/505
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The Story Between Ellie and Jawhead
Original Post
- Bahasa Indonesia
- Judul: Baca kisah antara Ellie dan Jawhead
- Link: https://www.mobilelegends.com/posts/newsdetail-376
- Catatan: Setelah halaman terbuka, ubah bahasa ke Bahasa Indonesia.
- English
- Title: The story between Ellie and Jawhead
- Link: https://www.mobilelegends.com/posts/newsdetail-496
- Notes: After the page is loaded, change the language to English.
Mobile Legends – 1.2.56 Patch Notes (2018/3/6)
Original Post
- Bahasa Indonesia:
- English:
I. New And Revamped Heroes
- [Son of Flames]
- Valir, 599 Diamonds, 32,000 Battle Points. Launch Week Discount: 30% off!
- Hero Speciality: An explosive mage who excels in team fights, has strong suppressive capabilities, and can refresh cooldowns.
- 1st Skill: [Burst Fire] Detonates raging flames, dealing damage to enemies in the specified location and reducing their movement speed.
- 2nd Skill: [Searing Torrent] Unleashes a torrent of flames forward, knocking enemies back and dealing damage. Targets at the end of the torrent’s range will take an additional damage.
- Ultimate: [Hellfire] Summons hellfire at a specified location, spewing random flames continuously in the area and knocking enemies up briefly. Each target hit can only be knocked up once.
- Passive: [Arcane Flame] Condenses arcane flame for a while, after which, your next “Burst Fire” or “Searing Torrent” can be cast without a cooldown.
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Mobile Legends – List of AFK Players
If you play with these players below either as a team or opposite team, just report them so they will be deterrent.
List of AFK Players
- ilhamjurisq
- ID: xxxxxxxxx (2107)
- Level: 30
- Squad: CWF ComeForWin_
- Note: AFK when playing as Lesley.
- Fandy Tamvan
- ID: xxxxxxxxx (2039)
- Level: 30
- Squad: D15 FKTI D 2K15
- Note: Messed around by playing as Fanny, intentional feeding the enemy, bluffing that he is top local Fanny, using profanity, and at the end going AFK.
List of Player That Messed Around
- Fandy Tamvan
- ID: xxxxxxxxx (2039)
- Level: 30
- Squad: D15 FKTI D 2K15
- Note: Messed around by playing as Fanny, intentional feeding the enemy, bluffing that he is top local Fanny, using profanity, and at the end going AFK.
- xtet paing aung
- ID: xxxxxxxxx (2527)
- Level: 30
- Squad: Not in squad
- Note: Messing around by playing as Jhonson.
- Zxc95
- ID: xxxxxxxxx (2106)
- Level: 30
- Squad: GTS Giants
- Note: Messing around by playing as Valir.
- Alkesya25
- ID: xxxxxxxxx (2686)
- Level: 30
- Squad: Not in squad
- Note: Messing around by playing as Jawhead. Intentionally throw teammate hero to tower.