Seekor kucing kurus
Menggondol ikan asin
Laukku siang ini
Aku meloncat
Kuraih pisau
Biar kubacok dia
Biar mampus!
Ia tak lari
Tapi mendongak
Menatapku tajam
Mendadak lunglai tanganku
Aku melihat diriku sendiri
Lalu kami berbagi
Kuberi ia kepalanya
(Batal nyawa melayang)
Aku hidup
Ia hidup
Kami sama-sama makan
Wiji Thukul – Penyair
Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you, and feel glad that you are alive? I just did and apparently will not be allowed on this airline again.
Liar
When someone asks
if they can fax
me something.
FAX???
Why don’t you just send it
over on a dinosaur?
Man: Hey, morning!!! 😊
Woman: Yup, what are you doing?
Man: Trying to rearrange the alphabet and put U and I together. 😁
Woman: There’s no need for that when N and O are already together.
75% of students are good at Math.
Hmm… I belong to the rest 15%.
Divorce Lawyer: So kid, you wanna live with your dad?
Kid: No, he beats me.
Lawyer: So you want to live with your mom?
Kid: No, she beats me too.
Lawyer: So who do you want to live with?
Kid: A*s*n*l F.C., they never beat anyone.
If it can fly
It should die
My girlfriend is so smart.
I called her from my friend phone and she said, “What’s up honey?”
She already knew I was on the other side.
Woman 1: I just ended a 5 year relationship.
Woman 2: OMG!!! Are you okay?
Woman 1: Yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.