Her: I miss 2016.
Me: [Trying to impress her. Throws another kid to the gorilla pit.]
Slinky
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE
SLINKY
NOT REALLY GOOD FOR MUCH,
BUT BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE
WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
Trying To Impress Her #1
Her: I really love children.
Me: [Trying to impress her.] I am a pedophilia too.
Problem Of Being Short
I’m a short guy and today one of my friend trick me by saying I look nice today and told me to spin around so she could see how nice I look from every angle.
And after I spin she yelled, “Look…! A midget spinner.”
Can I Use My Fidget Spinner?
Man: Hello, is it possible to use fidget spinner here?
Bartender: Sir, it’s 2017. You can be gay anywhere.
How To Get A Job At EA
Interviewer: Where is the seconds page of your resume?
Me: I give it to you for $4.99 as a DLC.
Interviewer: Welcome to EA.
[HANDS OUT SECOND PAGE.]
Interviewer: The second page does not look finished.
Me: But you already bought it.
Interviewer: You should be CEO of this company.
There Are Couples And Friends
There are couples who act like friends. And friends who act like couples.
Just Some
SOME
PEOPLE ARE
LIKE CLOUDS.
WHEN THEY
DISAPPEAR,
IT’S A
BEAUTIFUL
DAY.
Quote #109
The world is full of nice people. If you can’t find one, be one.
Quote #108
I gave you $10, he gave you $20.
You felt that he was better
because he gave you more.
But he had $200 and
all I had was $10.
Anonymous
And now I want my money back.