Hazardous Materials Data Sheet

ELEMENT Woman
SYMBOL
DISCOVERER Adam
ATOMIC MASS Accepted as 55kg, but known to vary from 45kg to 225kg.

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES

  1. Body surface normally covered with film of powder and paint.
  2. Boils at absolutely nothing – freezes for no apparent reason.
  3. Found in various grades ranging from virgin material to common ore.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES

  1. React well to gold, platinum and all precious stones.
  2. Explodes spontaneously without reason or warning.
  3. The most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

COMMON USE

  1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
  2. Can greatly aid relaxation.
  3. Can be a very effective cleaning agent.

HAZARDS

  1. Turn green when placed alongside a superior specimen.
  2. Possession of more than one is possible but specimens must never make eye contact.

Katak Dalam Sumur

Pada waktu mencari air, seekor katak terjatuh ke dalam dasar sumur dengan kedalaman 30 meter. Katak tersebut berusaha keluar dari sumur tersebut dengan cara melompati dinding sumur. Di tiap lompatan, katak dapat melompat setinggi 3 meter namun merosot turun 2 meter. Berapa kali katak tersebut harus melompat untuk dapat keluar dari sumur?

Jawaban

28 kali.

Penjelasan:

Pada lompatan ke 27 katak berada di ketinggian 27 meter. Pada lompatan ke 28 katak sudah berada di ketinggian 30 meter yang artinya katak sudah berada di luar sumur dan tidak akan merosot turun lagi.

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I Think I’m Pregnant

Girl: Babe… I think I’m pregnant…
Boy: The AT&T Subscriber Yu Are Trying To Reach Is No Longer In Service.
Girl: YOU KNOW YOU SPELLED “You” WRONG!!!
Boy: The AT&T Subscriber You* Are Trying To Reach Is No Longer In Service.

* Conversation via online messenger.

Baby Are You Jealous?

Boy: Baby are you jealous?
Girl: No.
Boy: Baby are you jealous?
Girl: No.
Boy: Baby are you jealous?
Girl: I already told you, NO.
Boy: Baby, can I get a kiss?
Girl: GO GET A KISS FROM THAT UGLY GIRL THAT LIKED YOUR STATUS ON FACEBOOK.

* Conversation via online messenger.

What If Your Parents Were Morons?

A first-grade teacher can’t believe her student isn’t hepped up about the Super Bowl.

“It’s a huge event. Why aren’t you excited?”

“Because I’m not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too,” says the student.

“Well, that’s a lousy reason,” says the teacher. “What if your parents were morons? What would you be then?”

“Then I’d be a football fan.”