| ELEMENT | Woman |
| SYMBOL | ♀ |
| DISCOVERER | Adam |
| ATOMIC MASS | Accepted as 55kg, but known to vary from 45kg to 225kg. |
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
- Body surface normally covered with film of powder and paint.
- Boils at absolutely nothing – freezes for no apparent reason.
- Found in various grades ranging from virgin material to common ore.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
- React well to gold, platinum and all precious stones.
- Explodes spontaneously without reason or warning.
- The most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
COMMON USE
- Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
- Can greatly aid relaxation.
- Can be a very effective cleaning agent.
HAZARDS
- Turn green when placed alongside a superior specimen.
- Possession of more than one is possible but specimens must never make eye contact.