A wife treats hubby by taking him to a Strip Club for his birthday.
At The Club, The Doorman says, “Hi Jim! How are you?”
The Wife asks, “How does he know you?”
Jim says, “Oh dear…! I play football with him.”
Inside, The Bartender says, “The usual, Jim?”
Jim says to his wife, “Before you say anything, he’s on the Darts Team.”
Next, a stripper says, “Hi Jim! Do you crave the special again?”
The Wife storms out dragging Jim with her and jumps into a taxi.
The Taxi driver says, “Hey Jimmy boy! You picked up an ugly one this time.”
Jim’s Funeral is on Monday!