Code Geass: I planned for your plan that I had a plan for your plan.
Death Note: A kid writes names in a book.
Dragon Ball Z: Whoever yells the loudest wins.
Steins;Gate: Some guy laughs while microwaving bananas.
Strike the Blood: No senpai, this is our fight.
Mushishi: Some dude with white hair walks around.
Mirai Nikki: Dysfunctional couple participates in the Hunger Games.
The World God Only Knows: A demon helps a video game nerd hook up with a bunch of possessed chicks.
Bleach: BAN…KAI!!!
Astro Boy: Fighting robot that hates fighting.
Evangelion: Boy with daddy issues constantly molests his friends.
Attack on Titan: Large, naked people eat small, clothed people.
Fairy Tail: 4v1, the four heroes lose. 1v1, suddenly the hero wins easily.
Naruto: SASUKE!!!
Madoka Magica: Is this a happy place? NO.
Gintama: Neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon.
Hellsing: Guy with debatable fashion sense kills people/undead people.
Gungrave: See above.
Fate/Zero: If a character wasn’t tragically scared at the beginning, they’ll be tragically scarred at the end.
Yu Yu Hakusho: Thug becomes spiritual.