Girl: Honey, can you write a poem to me?
Boy: Sure. Roses are red, violets are blue. A face like yours belongs to the zoo, but don’t worry, I’ll be there too. But not in the cage, but laughing at you.
Girl: That’s so cute, wanna see me do a magic trick?
Boy: Hahaha! Glad you liked it. 🙂 And sure. 🙂
Girl: Poof!!! You’re single. 🙂
* Conversation via online messenger.