Four 1s Make 5?

Do there exist operations that can be performed to make this equation true?

1  1  1  1 = 5

Note: Any operations can be used, so get creative!

Answer

Yes.

(1 + 1 + 1)! – 1 = 5

Note: 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 ≠ 5 is not equation.

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Warm Beer

A man in the pub orders a beer. He gets it and begins to drink it and notices the beer is kind of warm. So he mentions something to the bartender, who tells him to shut up and just drink his beer.

Then it is time to pay and instead of giving three $1 dollar bills to the bartender, the guy throws 30 dimes behind the counter.

The bartender is pissed and is on his hands and knees collecting change as the guy leaves.

The next day the man is back and he comes in waiving a $3 dollar bill.

The bartender thinks, “Okay, business is business,” and lets him in. Again, the beer is kind of warm, but the guy doesn’t say anything.

Comes time to pay, the man gives him the $5 note. The bartender goes to the register to get the change, but instead of taking out two $1 dollar bills, he takes out 20 dimes and throws them all around the entire pub. The bartender says, “There is your f*cking change!”

The man looks around and remains quite calm. He takes out 10 dimes, throws them behind the counter and says, “Gimme another beer!”

Sometimes I Want To Call You

Boy: Baby, sometimes I want to call you in the midnight to tell how much I love you.
Girl: Why don’t you?
Boy: I hear a voice that stops me from calling you.
Girl: What voice?
Boy: “Your account balance is insufficient to make this call.”

* Conversation via online messenger.

I Don’t Talk To Boys

Boy: How are you?
Jessica: Hi. 🙂 Do I know you?
Boy: I am rich.
Jessica: Hi, I am Jessica. Nice to meet you! What is your name?
Boy: No, Rich is my name.
Jessica: Sorry, I don’t talk to boys.

* Conversation via online messenger.

7 Letter Word

A rich man needs _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
A poor man has _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
If you eat _ _ _ _ _ _ _, you die.
And when you die, you can take _ _ _ _ _ _ _ with you!
I swear with my life I will give you _ _ _ _ _ _ _ if you get the answer.

One word fits all the 5 blanks spaces. It’s a seven letter word.

Answer

Nothing.

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20 Pieces of Bacon

Boy 1: So you have 20 pieces of bacon and your friend asks for one. How many do you have left?
Boy 2: 20.
Boy 1: Ok! If your friend took one, how many do you have left?
Boy 2: 20 and a dead friend. 🙂

* Conversation via online messenger.