Author: karyasarma

Man 1: Bro, can you swim?
Man 2: Bro, ever heard about the Indian Ocean?
Man 1: Yes.
Man 2: I swam it all.
Man 1: Bro, have you ever heard about the Dead Sea?
Man 2: Yes.
Man 1: I killed it.

Man 1: Bro, I went to the top of Himalaya and screamed “I LOVE YOU” so that I could hear the echo.
Man 2: Then Bro?
Man 1: Echo replied, “I HAVE A BOYFRIEND… A BOYFRIEND… BOYFRIEND…”

Man 1: Bro, have you ever been to a zoo?
Man 2: Yes Bro!
Man 1: So why did you leave? Didn’t they feed you well?

Boy: I love you.
Girl: Shut up.
Boy: I’ll die for you.
Girl: Shut up.
Boy: I can’t live without you.
Girl: Shut up.
Boy: You look so pretty.
Girl: Really?
Boy: Shut up.

Man 1: Why fish can’t talk?
Man 2: If I put your head under water, could you speak?

Man 1: Hey Bro, my stomach is paining.
Man 2: That’s because your stomach is empty.
Man 1: Now I understand why you always have headache.

Man 1: Bro, if you answer “No” in my next question, I will give you $50. Are you ready?
Man 2: Yes.
Man 1: … 😎