Author: karyasarma

The Two Islands: An Unusual Personality Test That Will Surprise You!

There are two neighbouring islands. One of the islands is inhabited by two men, an uncivilized savage and a civilized man. On the other island, there are several people including a woman who is in love with the civilized man.

One day the woman decides to visit the civilized man in the opposite island. She asks a boatman the fare to take her to the island. The boatman says, “I do not want any money but will take you to the other island, if you undress.”

Shocked and confused at his reply, the woman goes to a wise man. The wise man listens to her story and replies, “Do what your heart tells you.”

The woman decides to accept the boatman’s proposal, just to meet her lover. But when they reach the other island, the savage on seeing the naked woman, tries to rape her. At the same moment, the civilized man comes and sees them. Out of anger, the civilized man tells the woman to leave immediately and that he no longer wants her.

Now, evaluate the 5 characters of the story from the best to the worst. The number 1st is the character that you believe to be the best person of the story and the 5th is the worst of all.

Interpretation

Savage – Your needs are more important than anyone else’s.

Civilized Man – The importance of other people’s opinion.

Girl – Your need for emotional relationship.

Boatman – Your need for earning money.

Wise Man – How much you rely on logic.

The order you placed them in, speaks a lot about what you value the most.

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I Want a Tank

Ron: I want a tank.
Dave: Well then, why don’t you get one?
Ron: Because they cost several million dollars. Not including floor mat. I don’t have that kind of money.
Dave: Now wait a second. You are a consumer. You have credit cards, right?
Ron: Yes. But how am I going to pay the credit card company? They will come after me.
Dave: Don’t be silly. You have a tank!

How Would You Pronounce This Child’s Name?

Le-a

She spells her name “Le-a”. So, how would you pronounce her name?

Leah? NO.
Lee – A? NOPE.
Lay – a? NOT A CHANCE.
Lei? NICE TRY, BUT GUESS AGAIN!

This child attends a school in Livingston Parish, LA. Her mother is irate because everyone is getting her child’s name wrong. She says it’s pronounced “Ledasha”.

When the Mother asked how in the world she figured it should be pronounced that way, she said, “Cause the dash don’t be silent!”

So, if you see a name come across your desk like this, please remember to pronounce the dash.

And if anyone asks you why, tell them it’s “cause the dash don’t be silent!”

They live among us, they vote and they breed.

I Like the Way You Are Thinking

One day, the teacher asked little Tim in class, “There are three birds on a tree. If one of them is shot, how many will remain?”

Tim, after a lot of thinking, answered, “None, because all of them will fly away.”

Smiling, the teacher says, “No. The answer is two, but I like the way you are thinking.”

Tim, after some time, told the teacher that he had a question for her.

He asked, “Three woman walk out of an ice cream parlour. One of them is licking her ice cream, one is sucking it, and one is bitting it. Now, tell me which woman is married?”

Confused, the teacher answers, “The one who is licking it, probably?”

To this, Tim replied, “No. It’s the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you are thinking.”

Temper Cure

A woman goes to a doctor, worried about her husband’s temper.

The Doctor asks, “What’s the problem?”

The Woman says, “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me.”

The Doctor says, “I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don’t swallow it until he either leaves the room or calms down.”

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

The Woman says, “Doctor, that was a briliant idea! Every time my husband started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?”

The Doctor says, “The water itself does nothing. It’s keeping your mouth shut that does the trick.”

This Is a Father

A kid in the street was crying because he wanted my shirt. He simply did not shut up.

His father shushed him, looked him in the eye and said, “Son, you have no right to take that man’s shirt. There will be lots of moment in your life when you will not get what you want, even if it would be fair. You are not special. You are not unique. And, I can assure you, whining will not get you anything.”

Then he let the boy cry until his tears dried.