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Quote #83
Remember to always be yourself. Unless you can be Batman, then always be Batman.
Anonymous
Who Do You Shoot?
Friend: You are in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Donald Trump. But you only have 1 bullet in your gun. Who do you shoot?
Me: Myself.
Savage Truth About Wish Upon a Star
According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you are actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.
Quote #82
Being someone’s first love may be great, but to be their last is beyond perfect.
Anonymous