A person who thinks 9 women can deliver a baby in 1 month.
But in the End
My girlfriend left me because I listen to Linkin Park too much. But in the end it doesn’t even matter.
Who Will It Be
My friend asked me once, “If you could have sex with any fictional character, who will it be?”
Then I told him, “My girlfriend.”
If You Are Drowning
If you’re drowning, pretend you’re dead. The water will think you’re a corpse and you’ll float to the top.
I Like to Sound Carcinogenic
SOMETIMES
I USE WORDS
I DON’T
UNDERSTAND
SO I CAN
SOUND MORE
PHOTOSYNTHESIS
I Have a Good News and a Bad News
John: Dude, I have a good news and a bad news.
Jack: Just tell me the good news.
John: The airbags in your car works perfectly.
Quote #87
Well, I looked my demons in the eyes laid bare my chest, said “Do your best, destroy me. You see, I’ve been to hell and back so many times, I must admit you kind of bore me.”
Note: You can listen to the song contains this quote here.
You Need a Minimum of 2 Witnesses
You need at least 1 witness to prove a murder and a minimum of 2 witnesses to register a marriage.
It clarifies which one is more dangerous.
Quote #86
Pray all you want – heaven can’t hear you. It’s not going to stop the winter because you are cold, and it’s not going to make the earth smaller because you don’t want to walk so far. You pray for rain and it rains, but your prayer has nothing to do with it. Sometimes you don’t pray and it rains anyway. What do you say then? If you act wisely, good things tend to happen. Act like fool and bad things tend to happen. Don’t thank or curse heaven – it’s just the natural result of your own actions. If you want to have a better life, educate yourself and think carefully about the consequences of your actions.
If You Say Bloody Mary
If you say “Bloody Mary” in front of a mirror 3 times at 3AM, you’ll be told by your mother to shut the hell up and go back to sleep.