Delete Tourists From Your Travel Photos

  1. Set your camera on a tripod.
  2. Take a picture every 10 seconds until you have about 15 shots.
  3. Open all the images in Photoshop by going to File > Scripts > Statistics. Choose “median” and select the files you took.
  4. Photoshop finds what is different in the photos and simply remove it.

Delete Tourists From Your Travel Photos

You don’t need photoshop
if you ask everyone to leave
with a gun.

Meme - Roll Safe

Quote #107

Here’s the thing about people with good hearts.

They give you excuses when you don’t explain yourself. They accept apologies you don’t give. They see the best in you when you don’t need them to. At your worst, they lift you up, even if it means putting their priorities aside.

The word “busy” does not exist in their dictionary. They make time, even when you don’t.

And you wonder why they’re the most sensitive people. You wonder why they’re the most caring people. You wonder why they are willing to give so much of themselves with no expectation in return. You wonder why their existence is not so essential to your well-being. It’s because they don’t make you work hard for the attention they give you.

They accept the love they think they’ve earned and you accepted the love you think you’re entitled to.

Let me tell you something. Fear the day when a good heart gives up on you. Our skies don’t become grey out of no where. Our sunshine does not allow the darkness to take over for no reason. A heart does not turn cold unless it’s been treated with coldness for a while.

Najwa Zebian

Five Rules to Remember in Life

  1. Money cannot buy happiness but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
  2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastards name.
  3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they’re in trouble again.
  4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
  5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

How I Learned to Mind My Own Business

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, “13… 13… 13…”

The fence was to high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on.

Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick, then they all started shouting, “14… 14… 14…”

Kucing, Ikan Asin, dan Aku

Seekor kucing kurus
Menggondol ikan asin
Laukku siang ini

Aku meloncat
Kuraih pisau
Biar kubacok dia
Biar mampus!

Ia tak lari
Tapi mendongak
Menatapku tajam

Mendadak lunglai tanganku
Aku melihat diriku sendiri

Lalu kami berbagi
Kuberi ia kepalanya
(Batal nyawa melayang)

Aku hidup
Ia hidup
Kami sama-sama makan

Wiji Thukul – Penyair