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Quote #114
Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you’re stupid and make bad decisions.
Stupid Question #1
If I bake a cake today with milk that will expire tomorrow, will my cake also expire tomorrow?
Iron 59
My father is a chemist.
My mother is a mathematician.
They call me
“Iron59”
What is my real name?
Similar Question
A mathematician and a chemist had a baby. They named their baby IRON59. What would the baby’s name be if translated into terms used in the parents’ professions?
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Answer
Felix, because IRON in chemistry is FE and 59 in Roman numerals is LIX.
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Quote #113
Fake friends are like shadows:
Always near you at your brightest moments,
but nowhere to be seen at your darkest hour.
True friends are like stars:
You don’t always see them but they are always there.
Fake friends are like shadows. They follow you in the sun but leave you in the dark.
A Good Doctor
Capitalism by A. Owsley
Note:
Loosely inspired by the work of Ernie Bushmiller. Eight simple panels reveals the truth of free-market doctrine!
My Life In One Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjZyLGpl_Bs
Karate Kid Can’t Break Stick
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That Kind Of Humour
Father: Now, after you’ve lost your first teeth. What have you learned?
Child: I should not disturb you.
Me Watching Sports
[Gymnast does a triple-double ultra-spin backflip-frontflip but takes a tiny step when she lands.]
Me: [Mouth full of Pringles] What a loser…