KaryaSarma

1. Delete Facebook account.
2. Leave social media.
3. Leave city and live in Himalaya.
4. Pigeon comes with a note. Open note, “Candy Crush Request.”

I remember when my mum was beating me up once, so I pretended I was dead. She started crying. I woke back up and she beat me up again.

My friend thinks he is smart. He said onions are the only food that make you cry.

So I threw a coconut to his face.

1.

10 years ago,
I asked the girl of my dreams
out on a date.
Today, I asked her
to marry me.

She said, “NO!!!”
both times.

I MAY NOT BE
THAT FUNNY
OR ATHLETIC
OR GOOD LOOKING
OR SMART
OR TALENTED
OR
I FORGET WHERE I WAS
GOING WITH THIS

GOOD FRIENDS – GOOD JOB
GOOD FOOD – GOOD SLEEP
&
GOOD _UCK

Whatever you are thinking is right.

1. I lost no weight.
2. Didn’t learn anything.
3. Haven’t made an effort to save money.
4. Still ugly.