IF I WANTED TO
KILL MYSELF I
WOULD CLIMB
YOUR EGO AND
JUMP TO YOUR IQ
I am Trapped
I AM A PERSON
WHO WANTS TO DO
A LOT OF THINGS
TRAPPED IN A BODY
OF A PERSON WHO
WANTS TO SLEEP
A LOT
How to Open a Can
Quote #119
You either have a God who sends child rapists to rape children or you have a God who simply watches it and says, “When you’re done, I’m going to punish you.”
If I could stop a person from raping a child, I would. That’s the difference between me and your God.
Be Like Cat
Ignore Your Problems
Ignore your problems
like you ignore
the male actors
in a porn movie.
How Do You Have Friends?
Me: (-.(-.(-.(-.-).-).-).-)
Me: Chinese mafia is watching you.
Dad: How do you have friends?
Synchronization Failed
Today, in Math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly.
Short People by Torakun Comics
Source: https://tapas.io/episode/810318





