Funny Stories – Page 14

Slinky

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE
SLINKY

NOT REALLY GOOD FOR MUCH,
BUT BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE
WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

Trying To Impress Her #1

Her: I really love children.
Me: [Trying to impress her.] I am a pedophilia too.

Problem Of Being Short

I’m a short guy and today one of my friend trick me by saying I look nice today and told me to spin around so she could see how nice I look from every angle.

And after I spin she yelled, “Look…! A midget spinner.”

Can I Use My Fidget Spinner?

Man: Hello, is it possible to use fidget spinner here?
Bartender: Sir, it’s 2017. You can be gay anywhere.

How To Get A Job At EA

Interviewer: Where is the seconds page of your resume?
Me: I give it to you for $4.99 as a DLC.
Interviewer: Welcome to EA.

[HANDS OUT SECOND PAGE.]

Interviewer: The second page does not look finished.
Me: But you already bought it.
Interviewer: You should be CEO of this company.

Just Some

SOME
PEOPLE ARE
LIKE CLOUDS.
WHEN THEY
DISAPPEAR,
IT’S A
BEAUTIFUL
DAY.

Quote #108

I gave you $10, he gave you $20.

You felt that he was better
because he gave you more.

But he had $200 and
all I had was $10.

Anonymous

And now I want my money back.

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