Category: Funny Stories

Terkadang Tuhan menyelamatkan keuangan hamba-Nya dengan sepatu yang nggak ada ukurannya atau dengan make up yang nggak ada warnanya. Tapi iblis kemudian datang dan bilang, “Bisa PO (Pre Order) Sis.”

Boy 1: So you have 20 pieces of bacon and your friend asks for one. How many do you have left?
Boy 2: 20.
Boy 1: Ok! If your friend took one, how many do you have left?
Boy 2: 20 and a dead friend. 🙂

* Conversation via online messenger.

Boy 1: Hey bro!
Boy 2: Hey 370HSSV!
Boy 1: What?
Boy 2: Turn it upside down.
Boy 1: F*ck. 😐
Boy 2: Love you to bro.

* Conversation via online messenger.

1. You’re reading this right now.
2. You’re realizing that is a stupid fact.
4. You didn’t notice I skipped three.
5. You’re checking now.
6. You’re smiling.
7. You’re still reading this even though it’s stupid.
9. You didn’t realize I skipped eight.
10. You’re checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again.
11. You’re enjoying this.
12. You didn’t realize there’s only supposed to be ten facts.

Thanks for read and smile.

Girl: Honey, can you write a poem to me?
Boy: Sure. Roses are red, violets are blue. A face like yours belongs to the zoo, but don’t worry, I’ll be there too. But not in the cage, but laughing at you.
Girl: That’s so cute, wanna see me do a magic trick?
Boy: Hahaha! Glad you liked it. 🙂 And sure. 🙂
Girl: Poof!!! You’re single. 🙂

* Conversation via online messenger.

Boy: I like you. 🙂 Do you like me?
Girl: No.
Boy: 🙁
Girl: You never asked if I loved you.
Boy: Awww! Do you love me? 🙂
Girl: No.

* Conversation via online messenger.

Boy 1: I bet I can get you to say red.
Boy 2: Ok! Try it.
Boy 1: What color is the sky?
Boy 2: Blue.
Boy 1: Aha! Told you, I could get you to say blue!
Boy 2: No, you said red. LOL!!!
Boy 1: Boom!!!

* Conversation via online messenger.

Boy whispers to his mom during a wedding.

Boy: Mommy?
Mom: What?
Boy: Why is the girl dressed in white?
Mom: Because this is the happiest day of her life.
Boy: … So why is the boy dressed in black?

Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
Louie: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

Man: God, how long is a million years?
God: To me, it’s about a minute.
Man: God, how much is a million dollars?
God: To me it’s a penny.
Man: God, may I have a penny?
God: Wait a minute.